'INTERESTING' STORIEShaven't been bloggin' for a very long time becoz of my cyberspace ban. a lot of weird things happened during this long period of time.
PERVERSE MAN AT PASAR MALAMfausy, gayle and i went to bedok inter. for lunch. gayle had to leave halfway to meet her mom so just me and fausy. we went to sumohouse. i was broke so we decided to go there. everythin' there is lyke so funny. after lunch, we decided to go to the warehouse sale which was actually pasar malam. wahaha. scammed. walked around, minding our own buisness. fausy wanted to get sumthin' for her baby bro... a toy probably. suddenly this scary 20 to 30 year-old guy approached us with his arms wide open, smiling at us while bobbing his head. we were lyke huh?? his square moustache was creepy...right in between his nose and mouth...super centralised. didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
perverse man: hey, yao4 she3 me4
fausy: er... kan4 kan4 er2 yi3
me: *too stunned to talk*
p.m: aiyo. kan4 she3 me4 kan4... kan4 wo3 jiu4 hao3............
fausy and i: *stunned*...hehe.
p.m: wo3 ai4 ni3, ni3 ai4 wo3...eh... ni3 bu4 ai4 wo3. wo3 ai4 ni3 jiu4 ke2 yi3 le4...
fausy and i:* oh man. should we run*
some other guy: ai4 she3 me4 ai4 laaaa.
fausy and i: * walk away quickly*
the p.m started following us again. from the corner of my eye i could see him closing in. then he stopped and waved his arm: XIAO3 MEI4!!!!! fausy and i ignored him and ran to e bus interchange. wahaha. we almost died.
mom: why is it that weird stuff alwaes happen to u when u are out with fausy?
me: WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
MISS A. & MR B.based on a true story.
miss A. is my good friend. mr B. is just some lamb chop guy.
miss A. and i met mr B. at a camp. about a month after the camp, mr B. told miss A. that he lyked her. don't know whether it's a good or bad thing. gradually, miss A. accepted him. i don't know why. however, it did not last long. mr B. became a virtual character to miss A. mr B. never dared talk to miss A. in person.
mr B.'s FAVOURITE LINES mr B.: i know i cannot give u what u want.
mr B.: i don't want to disappoint my parents.
mr B.: sorry...
miss A.'s FAVOURITE LINESmiss A.: he's a coward
miss A.: dat moron
miss A.: love is blind
miss A. wanted to end it all but she didn't know how to.
after a super long time, miss. A got an email from mr B. ( the email below isn't very accurate)
i'm sorry but i know that i can never give u what u want...................................................................... ...................................................................................................... i think we should just remain friends.
miss A. was so relieved that it was all over despite the humiliation. she was OVERJOYED! =))
mr B.: i know it was tough on you....
miss A. felt that mr B. was stupid to think that she was affected by the break-up. miss A. feels lyke boxin' mr B.
my personal thoughts>> mr B. don't flatter yourself lyke that becoz no one will cry over you.
>> stop harassing miss A. becoz she is so much happier now that u are gone.
>> get a life.
i know i'm very mean but please don't ever hurt miss A. again becoz you should know what it feels lyke if your good friend had to live in misery becoz of sum guy.
back to the harsh reality. went for meetin' today. came back at lyke 1130 becoz i had to. sighs. okie dokie. dat's all for now. =))
